The Week of October 24–28

– A Lady advised on the difficulties of living far from home, A Handy Femme is unafraid of your bathroom, and A Clean Person is on vacation but left us a bleach amulet with which to remember her.

– We got Rich Santos.

– Boat pose, boat pose.

– Rescue a dog!

– “His breath smelled like fine boulders from Europe.”

– Candy math: 2 M&Ms + 1 candy corn = ❤ ∞.

– I c u tree.

– Who was the man with the dishtowel cravat?

– The Sexy Zombie Vampire Librarian says your books are over-boo. (Haha. I’m not sorry!)

– But, SMDH.

– Happy (adult) Halloween, and see you on regular Halloween. Be safe! OoooOOOooo.