The Week of October 10–14

– A Dude considered the “scumbag,” A Queer Chick was surrounded by bisexuals, and A Clean Person wrote a column under which a life-changing comment about centipedes appears.

– WEAR A HELMET! Jesus Christ.

– Sideways congratulations to the woman whose boss kneels down to pee.

– Hairpin meetups are happening everywhere! (If you’d like to host one, secure a small group of definite-attenders, pick a time and place, send us the info [poster optional] at least a week in advance, and we’ll post it!)

– Campari could make a good Halloween drink, maybe? And Turkish Delight some kind of … blood-themed food?

– Wall Street guys ask the best questions.

– Good kissing involves a surprising amount of eyelid-touching!

– Kate Bolick’s Atlantic piece!

– Beauty Q&A: Crackne.

– Are you still laughing about the one with the bird-drawn chariot and the rabbit driver?

– Viva X Factor UK, and have an excellent weekend.