Happy Birthday, All Night Long

It’s Usher’s birthday and you might want to take a nap in case he decides to celebrate by making good on all those promises (threats?) to do it to you in the following ways:

All night long.

Forever and ever.

All night long, again.

From 11 ’til six in the morning.

For a lifetime.

All night.

All night, nice and slow.

With his hands in places he’s never seen (“Girl, you know what he means”!?).

’Til the sun shines.

Constantly, ’til the break of dawn.

All night, again!

In the worsest way possible.

’Til its “skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet.”

Happy birthday, Usher!