Halloween Open Thread (*-*)

Are you dressing up this weekend? Are your kids dressing up on Monday? Are you putting your dogs in hats or capes? Are you using any of the ideas we gave you in “Take This Halloween Costume Idea … Please,” “Have a Sexy Little Halloween,” or the “Sexy Zombie Vampire ___ Tutorial”? (Drinking anything our booze witch recommended?) Are you not crazy about Halloween because 90% of Halloween parties are just people describing other people’s costumes back to them (“oh my god your hair!”)? Did you carve a pumpkin or another type of food? Are you giving out candy? Was this three or four too many questions? Can you rearrange the word “halloween” to spell “awe, hell no”?

(No, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, yes, yes.)