Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

Bihu Poncho, $59.96 (was $178)
Until October 10th, select sale items are an additional 25% off at Anthro. Get the top half of your Frida costume before it’s too late!

Lip Fusion Lip Gloss, $9.50 (was $38)
This is four for the price of one for the best bonerific lip gloss God ever created. (God has a wide array of interests.)

Sam Edelman Wesley Shoe, $99.95 (was $150)
For your sexy librarian costume. Or work uniform?

Pin-Up Chocolate Bars, $16.25 (were $65)
I don’t know exactly why these are called “Pin-Up” but you better get on it, Austin.

Armadillo Ring, $31.95 (was $48)
Scary or adorable?

Fancy Fashions Stationery, $6.48 (were $12.95)
Wouldn’t you love to get a letter on this? Or are you more into love letters that come on Lion King paper?

Las Hadas Resort, Manzanilla, Mexico, $330 for 5 nights (was $826)
I would be so pregnant immediately.

Velvet Ryka Dress, $39 (was $130)
A perfect layering piece for fall.

Cosmopolitan Bar Cart, $499.99 (was $1,450)
How baller is this?

Moon Alley Jellyfish Candles, $38
And finally, these are not on sale but I saw them at a little shop by my house and I had to show you. They glow like stained glass and only the insides melt so you can fill them with votives later and keep them forever. And they have mermaid ones and flower ones and dragonfly ones and geisha ones and so on. Aren’t they something else?