Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

DKNY Garter Thong, $15.90 (was $32)
This is a cheap ass garter belt. I mean, not “cheap” ass, cheap ass, just cheap.

The All-Nighter Styling Powder, $9.99 (was $18)
The junk you need to make your hair hugemongous. Or you could cheat with one of these:

Hershesons The Bardot Clip In Hair Piece, $169.27 (was $286.34)
You’re right, Edith. In order to look like BB you have to buy extra hair. And now I’m just being a jerk because the only color they’re out of is yours.

DIY Printmaking Book, $13.99 (was $20)
Get this and you will make everyone so jealous this holiday season with your handmade greeting cards and gift tags and personalized coasters and name tags. And beautiful ransom notes.

Every piece of jewelry at my favorite crazy lady jewelry store, Chicos.com, is buy one, get one half off right now.

Book Rest Lamp, $59.95 (was $80)
I seem to only remember I want this riiight before I fall asleep and then obviously I forget. SO cute!

Kimmel Cardi, $49.95 (was $88)
I don’t even wanna know why this is named “Kimmel” (pull your heads out of your asses, Anthro!) because it’s the perfect cropped cardigan for fall. So many colors! Look at the puff shoulder detail. And the reviews. Are you seeing this?

Cooperative Leather Fringe Skimmer, $29.99 (was $39)
Broken rekkid, me, but a cute, leather, ballet flat that comes in black, tan, or red for $30? Getthefogouttahee.

Room with a View Tapestry, $29.99 (was $39)
Do Lucia’s thing with this! Or come over and do Lucia’s thing with this here?

Carven Open Front Crepe Dress, $223.50 (was $745)
OK, gotta admit this is still a bit steep for the Bin, but look closely. “Open front” dress. IT HAS NO FABRIC TO COVER YOUR BOOBS. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THE BOOB PART! I feel like dying.