Friday Bargain Bin: What to BOO! With Your Allowance This Week

Spider Fascinator, $58
OK, admittedly I’m starting here with something that is not on sale, but live a little! While you can…

Timpa Duet Half Cup Bra, $33.60 (was $48)
The padded version of my favorite every day, sexy bra. Buy enough.

10″ Carvable Funkin, $12.49 (was $24.99)
Did you even know that carvable, glowy (when you put a candle inside), never-rotting “pumpkins” even existed? I didn’t 🙁 Even the orange ones are 50% off at JoAnn’s right now.

Magnetic Nail Polish, $16
F’n magnet nails, how do they work!?

Vampire Makeup Kit, $6.99
You’re gonna need this for the next ‘torial.

Belle Noel Snake Stud Earrings, $21 (were $30)
“Trick or treat, smell my feet, but keep giving me jewelry. Thank you. I love you. I do! Forever.” *Mwah-Mwah-MWAHAHAHA!!!*

Halloween Icons on Stands, $7.99
I’m not a total weirdo or anything, but I would keep that skull out year-round.

Helmut Lang Asymmetrical Jersey T, $96.75 (was $215)
The mountain of regret I harbor over not purchasing Helmut Lang pieces on clearance when I had the chance would crush me to death if I dwelled to long. MOVING ON!

Halloween Candy Making Kit, $7.69 (was $10.99
There are also SHOT GLASS ICE MOLDS WITH SKULLS ON THEM on sale but the photo didn’t do them justice. (Must… resist… making… “put-stuff-in-the-candy” joke… )

Ruffled Ridges Heels, $249.95 (were $498)
I just want to be friends with the good witch who owns these. And these. (Remember the Springbok Benches, you guys? They’re ANOTHER 50% OFF NOW. HURRY!!!)