Difficult Breakups

Remember that woman who called her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times? Hold the phone, because here’s a new lady, by the numbers:

1,001: Times she called her ex-boyfriend over three months.

712: Times she emailed him over those same three months.

146: Times she called him on one particular day.

$915: Amount of damage she caused by driving her car into his.

“Several”: Times she egged his house, including immediately after she was told she’d be charged for harassment if she didn’t stop.

Multiple: Number of pictures she posted “bragging” about the egging on Facebook.

1: Windows of his she smashed with a tire-iron.

1: Windows of his she smashed with a five-foot sword.

… Which is sort of funny, except the more you read, the sadder it gets. A blog is involved, where she calls him a “Demi-God,” and there’s also a leather element. But speaking of eggs [slinking away], remember the Deviled Egg Pageant? So good!