Chivalry Alive in the Midwest

“It’s a very original case to say the least.”
 — A 48-year-old Wisconsin man in a mask attacked the 26-year-old female exchange student he’d been hosting, hoping to tie her up, leave her, and then come back as his regular self and “save” her. Except he wasn’t strong enough and eventually had to run away, so she called the cops, they figured him out, and now he’s in jail. Also, he’s married and has children. Not sure what the saddest part of this story is, but it might be that most people live their whole lives without anyone plotting to tie them up and then rescue them. No, it’s the freaky attack part, but still.