Beware the Most Relaxing Song of All Time: Marconi Union’s “Weightless”

This trance-y eight-minute track by the British ambient-music trio Marconi Union is apparently “more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea,” according to a study [commissioned by a “bubble bath and shower gel firm” that has maybe never had a massage].

It is so relaxing — admittedly, it is very relaxing — it might even be dangerous. (The rest of the top 10 most scientifically relaxing songs of all time include classics by Enya and Mozart, for spa playlist-making purposes.)