Baggy Winecoat: Dickens Character or Party Clutch?

For $56 you can now own a pretty and inconspicuous new tote bag to carry your boxed wine around with you wherever you like. (Tie a fake flower to the spigot, and passers-by will be none the wiser.)
Baggy Winecoat also comes in lilac, white, and “black leatherette,” but sadly comes without any wine.