Also, Please, What Is Moombahton?
Have you heard of this new genre of music called Moombahton? It’s kind of like slowed-down but still dancey techno music with funny bongos thrown in? Like hip grindy and stompy but not as crunchy as dubstep. What even is a dubstep? I don’t know what I’m talking about. You’re better off just downloading this free EP from the dudes who invented it, giving it a hard listen, and making up your own nonsensical sentences to Tweet that you heard it first.