What to Do With Your Mother’s Naked Home Videos

“I never knew that they existed before a year ago and never saw them before a month ago.”
— The late Joan Crawford’s 72-year-old daughter Christina will be cheerfully incorporating never-before-seen nude videos of her mother [that Joan apparently made while “hunting, fishing and canoeing” with her lover in the Poconos] into her one-woman show about … her mother, which will be added to the pile of books she’s written about her mother (among them, Mommie Dearest). Mama mia!