Two Things I Learned While Rewatching Zoolander on Cable

(Also, if everyone else already knew this, save it. I’m not that bright. And I once dated a guy who was walking home after The Usual Suspects and said, “hey, that was really great, but why did Kevin Spacey stop limping at the end?” So, still better than that. He also didn’t know why “Bruce Willis’ wife’s breath got cold.”)

1. Dude, you remember the freak gasoline-fight accident? You remember Meekus? Meekus is Freaking Alexander Johan Hjalmar Skarsgård. True story. I just remembered him as Generic Blond Model.

2. This is the exact same kind of thing, but Derek’s brother who ISN’T Vince Vaughn? Named “Scrappy”? Is Judah Friedlander. Straight up.