The Week of September 6–9

– A Queer Chick soothed the incredibly hot, A Clean Person lowered herself to the floor, and A Lady knows that deep down people who smell bad to you will always smell bad to you. Also: Couture hacks!

– Beauty, ugliness, modeling, and juicebox children: The Evolution of Ape-Face Johnson.

– (The arrow earrings are still available.) Also, next week: The triumphant return of Beauty Q&A and Friday Bargain Bin.

Move to Atlanta, then go to the meetup there tomorrow night!

– The debut of The Turntable Interview: Record Collecting for Girls author Courtney E. Smith.

– And now back to you, Giles P. Worthington.

– Have a lovely weekend. Enjoy some mini-bottles of champagne.

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