The Week of September 19–23

– A Dude wants to move in with you, A Queer Chick isn’t crazy about your boyfriend, regardless of whether or not he’s gay, and A Clean Person smells so good this week.

– Fly to and from Asia with dignity, soft pants.

As I Lane Bryant.

– Are your fillings being played on, or are you playing someone’s fillings?

– Here’s an excellent vintage playlist.

– … And here’s how to unclog a shower drain.

Ally McBeal Face.

– As Chiara Atik puts it in the comments, “❤ Tom.”

– A story of love told in fake book titles.

– NBD: Nervous breakdown. Also, No Big Deal.

Get Him with Gigantic Hair.

– That’s all for this week — see you on Monday! Don’t get hit by the satellite!