The Week of September 12–16

– A Dude would/will pull your hair, A Lady still cannot read minds (come on, A Lady), and A Clean Person crept inside your bedside table.

– Congratulations to “There’s a show pony, with a trimmed mane and braided tail, and then there’s a wild horse running though a prairie. You’re like that horse. I mean, there’s supermodels, and then there’s dirt.” [And I am like dirt?] “Yeah.”

Beauty Q&A returned! And so did Jane, forever. And ever and ever.

What it’s like to donate eggs: “Watch out for the Cinnabons.”

– Where is a Color Block Morbidity Bonnet?

– Would it be on Red Dwight District?

– Harrison Ford, that seat is taken, and so are those. That one as well.

– Scrub showdown: Gauguin vs. Van Gogh.

– Let’s talk about wine.

– But not drink it, because alcohol gives you cancer. Related but opposite: Emmy drinks.

– Have a lovely weekend!