R.I.P. All My Children (for Now)
In honor of All My Children’s final episode after 40 years of madness, New York’s Willa Paskin locked herself in a bunker with 9,000 pins and five million feet of string, A Beautiful Mind-style, and made this insane flowchart of all the show’s marriages, divorces, affairs, murders, and resurrections. No, she did it at home and at work, and, when asked over chat how long it took, she said, “It took so long. I’ve probably never spent that much time on anything.” Time well spent; it is a masterpiece.