Is Gum Ruining Your Life?
“Over a period of five minutes the gum falls apart into little pieces and sticks to the dentures. … As a result, the plaintiff has suffered depression for approximately 10 minutes.”
— A Canadian woman is suing Stride gum for $100,000 after a piece of it made her briefly very sad. SIGT … oof, this one is tricky. OK: SIGTGTGOMDOIGTNOHTD. Anyone? (For reference.) [Via]