Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do with Your Allowance This Week

Gretchen Beer Girl Costume, $39.95 (was $70)
Everyone seems to be getting a jump on their Halloween costumes this year. Don’t let your shot at “cheap sexy bar wench” pass you by. I mean, uh… you know what I mean.

RJ Girl Peep Toe Leather Pump, $34.99 (was $69.95)
Y’all know how I feel about a sexy, real leather shoe under $50. I feel AWESOME about it.

Organic Maple Flakes, $8.99 (were $10.99)
Organic Who Now in The What Flakes? What are these!? Get them in my face already!

Trina Turk Imani Dress, $119.20 (was $298)
This is pretty and suggests you know karate.

Cosmo’s Sexiest Beauty Secrets, $10 (was $16.95)
Ten dollars for all the secrets? You have got to be kidding me.

Go-Everywhere Tote, $79.95 (was $198)
OK, I admit this is still too much money maybe, but it’s so like “I’m adorable. I’m also a creepy mess. But I keep my creepy mess contained in a bag! Love me?” I love you.

Set of 26 Gold Metal Letter Ornaments, $51.49 (were $129)
Get one set of these and at least you can put an “F U” above your bed. At most, you’ll have enough letters to spell the following: pseudomythical, troublemakings, and undiscoverably.

Urban Behavior Holey Moly Cardigan, $19.99 (was $51)
Don’t wear it like that and you’ll have a totally cute sweater.

Dana Kellin Multi Necklace in Silver, $138.25 (was $395)
If you’re at that stage where you’re not breaking or losing all your jewelry and you have a nice jewelry box and occasionally you catch yourself wondering who you’ll gift some ring to, this is something you might want to look into.

Cottage Grove Inn, Napa County, California, $398 starting bid for two nights (wsas $777)
I will go halfsies with you on this. Comes with: bottle of wine upon arrival, fireplace, whirlpool tub, winery tours, bicycles, evening wine and cheese receptions, and FREE WIFI.