You Can’t Live in the Past

Paul Feig (whose autobiography Superstud: Or How I Became a 24-Year-Old Virgin is above reproach, and contains the most agonizing instance of failed auto-fellatio in the history of the Western world) is reportedly on-board to direct the third Bridget Jones movie.

But no matter how good it is (we are not necessarily expecting it to be any good) it won’t be the episode of Freaks and Geeks where Nick sings that horrible love song to Lindsay and Bill’s mom starts dating the gym teacher. Those days are behind us now. It’s time to move on. People say good things about Breaking Bad.