“[We surely could agree on who is truly ugly, perhaps the worst-looking 1 or 2 percent of the…

“[We surely could agree on who is truly ugly, perhaps the worst-looking 1 or 2 percent of the population”

“Ugliness could be protected generally in the United States by small extensions of the Americans With Disabilities Act.”
 — Your mom is so ugly (how ugly is she?) that a man who spent 20 years studying ugliness thinks she might benefit from ugliness affirmative action. Also, she looked in a mirror and it screamed.