We Need to Know the Truth About Dental Dams

(It came up in a brief flurry of queer-commenter-revelation on Friday.)

So, go:

Do you use them?
In what scenarios do you use them?
Would you be offended if someone pulled one out of their purse and wanted to use it on you?
Would that be super-unreasonable of you, because, you know, who objects to condoms? It’s 2011!
Would you just roll with it but think it was weird?
Can you make them sexy?
Wait, do you use them ALL THE TIME, and think that people who don’t are being foolish?
Has anyone had a guy request to use one during hetero-oral?
Could they have come up with a less-sexy name for said product?
Come up with some for us! (Muff Guards! Vaginal Inhibitors! Vulva-B-Gone!)