Totally Unsolicited Product Endorsement

This stuff? From Lush? Is the shit.

The combination of summer sebum-overload, grotesque horsey-saliva and general barn-sweat has finally been defeated in the boob-and-back-acne war. It’s not just tea-tree oil, it’s a bunch of other good-sounding things, and it doesn’t seem to dry you out overly, and it’s full of win.

I mean, Lush is great in general (shout-out to “Angels on Bare Skin”), although you get that “I sure hope the animals and the small-batch production movement appreciate my goddamn money” sticker shock, but, I guess it’s not exactly Stella McCartney-expensive.

(Vicious saliva-beast who eats up Hairpin summer editors’ skincare budgets for breakfast.)