So You Think You’re Obsessed With So You Think You Can Dance?

by KatieWalsh

Do you…

Tear up during especially moving auditions during the first episode?

Tweet so much about So You Think You Can Dance that you have SYTYCD-themed followers?

Try to express to everyone you know JUST HOW GLAD you are that Cat Deeley FINALLY got an Emmy nomination for best reality host, because it’s CRIMINAL she hasn’t been recognized before, and she’s SO MUCH BETTER than that douche Seacrest. Jeff Probst?! Who even watches Survivor?

Try but fail to start a Twitter challenge by posting the best YouTube clips of the Sexiest Sambas of SYTYCD?

Have dreams about emotional contemporary dance pieces? Not actual ones that you watched, but hypothetical ones with hypothetical All-Stars and contestants?

Get excited when you discover ANOTHER SYTYCD–themed Tumblr featuring images of past performances Photoshopped with meaningful lyrics?

Go back 17 pages on said Tumblrs?

Spend several hours a day searching certain contestants’ past performances on YouTube?

Have the ability to type “Pasha SYTYCD,” “Pasha Kovalev SYTYCD,” “Pasha Kovalev SYTYCD + cha cha” and “Pasha SYTYCD samba” with your eyes closed?

Repeatedly watch Pasha and Lauren’s cha cha to “Telephone”?

Think you might cry if Pasha isn’t featured as a pro on the next season of Dancing With the Stars?

Want to start a petition to get Pasha as a pro on the next season of DWTS?

Get sad when you think about waiting another year for SYTYCD?

Thank your lucky stars for the teenagers who run those SYTYCD-gif Tumblrs when you have five minutes (read: two hours) to kill (read: waste)?

Katie Walsh can’t believe she just admitted this public.