Reminder: Boston, NYC Meetups Tomorrow

Don’t forget to go to Professor Thom’s tomorrow at 7 p.m., or to Charley’s tomorrow at 6 p.m., depending on where you sought shelter after yesterday’s earthquake.

In New York, we’ll be drinking upstairs in the reserved space, smoking cigarettes on the reserved terrace, and wearing reserved nametags, and in Boston I’m told they’ll be doing something similar. Here, let this nice man hand you a classic cocktail.