Qream’s Sweepstaqes Qontest; Hairpin Editor Named Poet Laureate

ELLE and Qream want to give you and three friends a fancy night in New York City, and all you have to do is “like” Qream on Facebook to enter (some of us did that weeks ago). Alternately, do you want to write a limerick about Qream for no reason? (Idea half-borrowed from Vulture’s haiku-ery.) Here’s one:

There once was a partially lactose-free drink from Pharrell
It was, quote, “made for Sarah Jessica Parker,” says ELLE.*
Qream is kind of like wine
But also like chemical medi-cine.
Enjoy it on the rocks, or never, but words with “k” sounds are fun to re-spell.

*Per the sweepstaqes’ press release.