I Got a Blendtec!
No, really. As in, “will it blend?” Those trippy videos? Now I can get into streetfights with people who own Vita-Mixes.
You can make soup hot just by Blendtec’ing it, BECAUSE OF SCIENCE — HEAT SCIENCE.
Anyway, if this is anything like yoga or knitting or jogging or flossing, I’m going to be all I MAKE KALE SMOOTHIES EVERY GODDAMN DAY LOOK AT HOW HEALTHY I AM for about…two weeks? (Thanks, Liz Lemon.)
It was a present. I’m not crazy.