Fraud Detection Phone Calls

Ahhh! The

agonizing

slowness with which the

fraud detectors at Capital One

ask

about

your

recent transactions on August

eighth

can

you

please verify madam (!!)

one more

transaction please from

august

eighth in the

amount of

fourteen dollars and

eighty

nine cents?

YES I CAN VERIFY THAT OK no I’m sorry, I’m actually really thankful for them, it was just so slow. And then my computer is slow and the internet, and then she melted and ran down the drain, the end.