Fraud Detection Phone Calls
Ahhh! The
agonizing
slowness with which the
fraud detectors at Capital One
ask
about
your
recent transactions on August
eighth
can
you
please verify madam (!!)
one more
transaction please from
august
eighth in the
amount of
fourteen dollars and
eighty
nine cents?
YES I CAN VERIFY THAT OK no I’m sorry, I’m actually really thankful for them, it was just so slow. And then my computer is slow and the internet, and then she melted and ran down the drain, the end.