Clothes and Decor for Your Flowers in the Attic

The return of the 1973 Sears Catalog, but this time…it’s for the children.

Okay, so, to be fair, no one’s really mastered the “plausible image of dudes hanging around in their underwear.”

Inbred Swiss Miss? Not nearly as horrifying as her sister.

The girl on the right is obviously Odo. Or, alternatively, one of the Flesh dopplegangers from the new Doctor Who. Glassy smiles and far-off expressions are the new “laughing while eating salad.”

It may not be immediately clear, but this is a bedspread doused in haunted, dead-eyed dogs. There are matching pillow shams.

The early Seventies were a great and scarily inexpensive time to be wadding your body into high-waisted pants.