Breaking Up Is Hard for Teens to Do

“Roberto, you’re really going to run all the way to your house after school to change your status?”

“When I’m done with a relationship, I’m not going to wait a day, an hour or even 10 minutes to update my status. When it’s over, it’s over. I’m done with you.”

High-schoolers these days are so Facebook-crazed that they’ve forgotten how to properly break up with one another, which is to page the guy you like “143” and then tell your boyfriend you’re dating someone else. Mmm, high-school breakup stories?