You May Have Read Rachel Sontag’s Awesome Memoir About Her Dad

House Rules (not to be confused with the Jodi Picoult novel, not that you would), which was really well-received and sort of WHOA, FOR SERIOUS? and everything, but did you ever run across her dad’s completely incoherent rebuttal website?

(Worth a look even if this is the first time you’ve heard about House Rules.)

Let’s just say that dredging up the weird apology letters you made your kid write and posting billions of pictures of your family vacations (no true defense in a post-Clark-Griswold society) and being generally beyond hyped-up is not a great way to refute your daughter’s suggestion that you’re a controlling Crazy McCrazypants with a Stockholm-y wife.