Who Stole the World’s Oldest Travel Guide?

A priceless 12th-century illustrated manuscript containing what has been described as Europe’s first travel guide has been stolen from the cathedral at Santiago de Compostela in northern Spain.

Look up where it says “happy hours.”

I’m looking.

In the back, look for “happy hour” in the back.

I’M LOOKING there isn’t a back. Or glossary or whatever.

Index.

Index. There isn’t an index.

Start at the beginning, maybe it’s under A. What’s Spanish for alcohol?

Le booze, haha.

That’s French.

Ahh, I don’t know. Vino. Cerveza.

Shoot. Do you have Yelp?

Not on my phone.

OK, let me take a look. What is this, walking routes? [Reads] Wait. Wait. This is the story plus legendary pilgrimage guide of how St James the Apostle’s body was supposedly transported from Judea on a raft without oars or sails, which swiftly crossed the Mediterranean and travelled north through the Atlantic before grounding in north-western Spain!

Oh for real?

No doubt, look at this, and then here’s a section on what fish to eat.

That’s crazy, I love fish.

“That’s crazy, I love fish.” You’re ridiculous.

Whatever, I do. Salmon. Atún.