Utah: Twin Peaks-esque Land of Intrigue and Wonder

Who is the mystery Utah man in police custody? And why does he look kind of familiar? And is there any chance he could be a Time Lord who’s lost his sonic screwdriver? Bartleby the Scrivener? An ageless D.B. Cooper? A goo-back from the future? Michael Palin after a couple of days in a Thai prison?
More to the point, can you really spend upwards of three weeks in a Utah jail just for refusing to identify yourself (oh, and not-having a wallet with which to pay your bond)?