Today, in Great Celebrity Interview Non-Sequitur News

Cheryl Tiegs, ladies and gentlemen!

Q: Welcome to Toronto, Cheryl! What are we drinking today?

A: An apple martini. It’s a green drink and living green is important to me. It’s always been a part of my life. My family, farmers from Minnesota, recycled everything. If the toaster was broken, they would fix it. They wouldn’t just throw it away and get a new one.

(Hello! Canada, 18 Jul 2011)