Things That Totally Should Be Poems

Super-homophobic requests for donations from “the Public Advocate of the United States”:

I see the Radical Homosexuals every day. / They dare me to stand in their way.

Possible follow-up couplets include:

1. Why do they make me so mad? / Is it ’cause I know they’re bad?
2. Man should not lay with man / Even though he physically can.
3. Lesbians aren’t quite as sick / Because no one takes a dick.
4. Send me more money, or you’ll see / I’m not willing to do this for free.
5. Jesus loves you, this I know / Unless you choose to suck or blow.

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