The Crushing Summer Foot Catch-22
[45 minutes of trying to make a Venn diagram] There should be a Venn diagram where one circle is the seasonal appropriateness of nearly bare feet, and the other is how shoes for nearly bare feet give you cuts and blisters, which make your nearly bare feet look ugly in their nearly bare shoes. Or: Summer shoes ruin your feet, so when you wear your summer shoes your feet look ruined. Also, here is a far better place to spend time and money.