The Best Part of the Times Piece on Male Contraceptive Options

I mean, seriously, it’s not even close.

Of course, women may have to trust that their partners are using birth control, as men do now. But at least one method, hormone implants, visibly bulge from a man’s bicep. “Guys like it because they can show it off,” Dr. Amory said. “Proof that the male is contracepting.”

Strong possiblity that said men might simply wish to broadcast their relief that they haven’t been subjected to some of the other options slowly working their way into trials, such as overheating their nads with ultrasound, having needles poked into their nads, and taking a deworming drug that makes them throw up.