Prepare for Next Monday
Yesterday is over, as it always is, but if it was unpleasant, the Telegraph suggests some “proven” ways for making it better the next time around: Have sex, watch TV, buy makeup, buy chocolate, buy anything, plan a vacation. Another thing about Monday is that people apparently don’t smile their first smile until 11:16 a.m., which means they’re not watching nearly enough .gifs when they wake up. Seriously. Seriously. Seriously.
