Paz! Paz! Paz!

You have been in the tabloids a bit, notably in March when you were arrested for throwing a glass at a model. I read that there were shards sticking out of her leg.
My lawyer says I’m not allowed to talk about the case. I so wish that I could. But I wouldn’t call her a model. She’s an ex-reality-TV star who’s hungry for publicity. Just go on TMZ and look at her reported bruise. There ain’t no glass in her leg.

Paz de la Huerta is ON FIRE.