Paz de la Huerta Has a Boyfriend!

He is nine thousand years old, and he carries a skateboard. LOL! Paz! Who is he?

Fine-combing this photo set for clues reveals that sometimes she doesn’t carry a purse and that her antique boyfriend has little feet. What else?

Paz de la Huerta, the incomparable 26-year-old Boardwalk Empire star and New York native, is the Hairpin’s favorite celebrity.