Maybe You Don’t Obsessively Follow Joni Mitchell and Weird Diseases

So perhaps you don’t know that your body is probably full of small fibres attempting to push through your skin.

But now you do! Start collecting them in a matchbox and bringing them to your primary care physician (they love that). Unless you’re Joni, in which case, distract yourself by writing a new album that isn’t excessively dark-jazzy and stuff. Maybe just re-record “Court and Spark,” but about having Morgellons?

“Court and Spark and Scratch”?
“Making Peoples’ Parties Awkward by Asking Other Guests to Look at Your Scabs”?
“Help Me…With My Possibly Psychosomatic Skin Condition”?

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