Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

By Jane Marie July 1, 2011

Squeezebox Top (SQUEEZEBOX TOP!?), $29.95 (was $48)
My coworker Julie just got this in navy and it is cute-cute-CUTE-cute-cute, but I forgot to tell her. Wear it with this necklace that gives me a weird, comfy/regressive “I want to chew it” feeling …

Ola Paper Bead Necklace, $29.40 in pink or yellow, lavender is $21 (was $42)

Natural Cowhide Rug in Black & White, $299 (was $399)
I have one of these in my living room. Couldn’t I pass as friends with Nate Berkus?

Gibson Print Woven Top, $51.90 (was $78)
A sheer, sexy and timeless blouse that I wish came in my size, you boobalicious jerkfaces.

Crystal Hunting Bracelet, $1,430 (was $2,200)
PLEASE!? But what else am I supposed to wear on my wrist when I’m hunting-uh? Srsly tho, Ylang23.com is having a pretty good fine-jewelry sale right now with lots of Alexis Bittar for your mom. Por ejemplo:

Alexis Bittar Cuff, $224.25 (was $345)

Big Top Donut Silicone Bakeware, $7.99 (it only says the clearance price for some reason)
Giant donut. Or giant “My Precious.” Or miniature monster truck tire.

Rachel Pally Long Caftan Dress, $178.90 (was $264)
Beyond fierce. Step to my man in this and I will seriously cut a bitch. JK? Haha?

Wine Flight Set, $49.95 (was $69.95)
Play “Wine Bar” at home! What’s the name of your wine bar? Mine is “Chardo? NAY!™”

Vachetta Leather Heel, $29.98 (was $98)
OK, so maybe save them ’til fall, but these are hot and real leather for thirty bucks. So, duh.

Gibson Girl Wallpaper, $49.95 (was $89)
Mathematically speaking, you must have at least ONE bathroom wall.

The ELLEments of Personal Style, $19.99 (was $30)
I have no idea if this is a good style advice book or not but, it will make you look like you have good coffee table style.

Many Belles Down Carousel Twist Dress, $49.99 (was $74)
You can tell this is a nice dress because they cared to turn the stripe horizontal for the waistband. “Jane, I’m bored.” — You.