Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

Button-Front Racerback Romper, $11.99 (was $39.90)
Express is having a crazy sale: Take an extra 40% off sale items! For those of you who are skerred of rompers, 1. knock it off and think of it as pajamas, but 2. they also have like four dollar bra camis.

BCBG Runway Printed Cardi-Wrap, $71.20 (was $178)
Holy shit I would live in this. Also comes in Opposite Day reverse colors. Also comes in silk PANTS.

Anthropologie Warp Whirl Cuff, $19.95 (was $28)
I wish we could eat this. (Be warned: the reviews say it runs a bit small OR a bit large? Try to be all “goin’ with the flow” I guess?)

Talbots Silk Pocket Tank, $19.49 (For a tank made of SILK!?) (was $79.50)
I wish I was a li’l shorty with huge knockers.

Ash Drew High Heel Sandals, $55.50 (were $185)
Hot.

Bluma Project Teal Print Tote, $10.80 (was $36)
This is the correct price for this totally adorable tote bag. Wear it all matchy-matchy clashy-clashy with something from here.

BCBG Marcelle Striped Sequin Dress, $159.20 (was $398)
Nautical stripes AND sequins AND 60% off? There are six size 10s left, jerks.

Splendid Heather Active Jogging Pants, $26.10 (were $87)
No I will not jog in them (or in anything else!) but any item that can make a ShopBop model look like she has a butt is something I want in my wardrobe.

Z by Zac Posen Ribbed Jersey Tank, $27 (was $90)
Hurry up and buy all of these before my sister Nancy does.

Banana Republic Camo Jacket, $56 with code (was $98)
I realize there’s a heatwave over most of North America, so this is some serious planning ahead, but I have a soft spot for camo. Another soft spot is for discount codes, and “BRSAVE30” gets you an extra 30% off all women’s shit at Banarnar until tomorrow.

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