Elaborate New York Times Conspiracy Theory Unearthed By Hairpinner

One Hairpin reader, who doubles as a Real Political Journalist, not just a slack-ass lady-blogger who talks about Canada and desserts and skin products, has pointed out that the recent wealth trend piece on flying your lame kids on private planes to lame summer camps “mentions two summer camps located in the Kents Hill / Fayette area of Maine but conspicuously fails to locate any douchey parents going to visit kids at Camp Winnebago in the very same town, former summer stomping ground of both yours truly and NYT heir apparent Arthur G. Sulzberger.”

How deep does the rabbit hole go, Alice? And did you take a bus to get there? Do you have to be a Reptilian to gain entry?

(This is how Seymour Hersh got his start, obvi.)