The Week of May 31 — June 3

– A Lady addressed sexual abuse; A Dude asked for our pager number; and A Clean Person was off this week so we’re filthy.

Getting a biopsy can be a drag.

Hands can be freaky.

And weddings can be nice …

– … provided you can eventually move out of your car.

– Before you leave for the weekend, in your car that you live in, ask the free tarot card-reading portal for pointers.