The Week of June 6–10

– Advice: A Married Dude suggested ways to conduct the having-kids talk; A Lady shone a light upon the bitch filament, and A Clean Person held her delicious bleach-cicle behind her back for a second.

– The double-heart ring from 1830. Ah!

– Is it possible to look pretty in this melting heat? No, but one woman tried to trick us into thinking otherwise. Alternately, stop looking in the mirror.

Never steal.

– And never sext, it is disgusting, but if you must then do it right.

– Here’s how to make pretty pop-up cards, and then here’s how to dance.