The Pied Piper Is Alive in England

Straight out of an M. Night Shyamalan movie:

… a tiny English village is the latest community to claim to be being hit by the phenomenon known as “the hum”.

It is sometimes so strong that it even shakes the bed of one of the householders.

But no matter how hard they look, the community cannot find the source of the problem and, at their wits end, have called in the council to investigate.

The hum also haunted the city of Bristol in the ’70s, “when more than a thousand people complained of the consistent drone causing nosebleeds, sleeplessness and headaches.” When asked if they’d paid their rat-catcher recently, residents responded that he was just a strange, raggedy old fellow who wouldn’t know what to do with all that gold anyway. Just kidding, they are “at their wits end” and some of them are “blaming it on UFOs.”