The Most Kissed Girl in the World

“Her enigmatic smile is known to millions around the world and she has been kissed billions of times,” says the always poetic Daily Mail of this lovely girl. Back in the 19th century, she was pulled dead out of the Seine and never identified, but all was not lost because she became somewhat of a legend, and her face was eventually used as the basis for Rescue Annie, the dummy that’s used to teach people CPR. So now she spends her days lying around on dusty YMCA floors all over the country getting “kissed.”