Rock, Paper, Scissors : Angelina, Jennifer, Heidi

“It sucks when your ex dates the most famous woman in the world so soon after a breakup.”
 — OK, so Jennifer Aniston is now dating Justin Theroux, an “edgy, downtown hipster” screenwriter, but when they got together he was still dating his girlfriend of 14 years, maybe, so he dumped her (the girlfriend), and now him and Jennifer are together, and his ex-girlfriend (who is a costume designer) isn’t saying anything, but someone who’s apparently an “insider” in her life said that quote above. Ay ay ay! More Britney. Also, George Clooney and his gf are x_x. [Via]